Unique Flat Blade will have you Rolling with Laughs, and Putts |
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| Pure Bull Putter |
By Kiel Christianson
Special to GolfArizona.com ANY COURSE, USA - Imagine this scene: You and your golfing cronies are about to tee off on the first hole, and gamblers that you all are, the bets and side-bets are piling up. To the shock and amazement of your buddies (especially if you are a woman golfer), you pipe in, "I'll bet anyone $50 that I have the biggest penis on this course."
Sound like some demented cross between a bad porn film and a bad dream? Sounds like it's a bet you're not so sure you can win (especially if you are a woman golfer)? Well, a gentleman named (appropriately enough) Mark Studdert can just about guarantee that you will win this bet every time. And no, he doesn't sell pump-like devices imported from Sweden. Mr. Studdert produces the Pure Bull Peter Putter, a putter made with the reproductive organ of a bull wrapped around the club shaft from grip to clubhead.
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Most fun of all is when you sink a few putts with the club and realize that it actually works rather well. The only drawback is that the Peter Putter is a good bit heavier than non-organic ones, due to not only the impressive bovine member itself, but also the thick coat of shellac covering it. The result is a shaft that is actually heavier than the head (no puns intended this time).
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To learn more about the Pure Bull Peter Putter, you can visit the Pure Bull Products website at www.purebull.com, email sales@purebull.com, or phone 801-492-3700.
Pure Bull Products
P.O. Box 109
Lehi, UT 84043
(801)492-3700
www.purebull.com
